Making a run for the title: "Most Brilliant Leonardo In History", DiCaprio has just issued the most dire warning yet about global warming – that mankind faces extinction.
If that seems like bad news, the good news is, at least we'll finally find out if we caused it!
By the way, oddsmakers say DiCaprio has a good chance of winning the title for at least two reasons: his only competition has been dead for five centuries, and all the judges watch Entertainment Tonight.
This reporter had several questions:
1) Was his warning inclusive of all life?
2) Or would privileged people and lower life forms such as himself and Al Gore survive?
Repeated calls to DiCap's agent have gone unanswered.
DiCaprio is also on record as saying he wants to scare people as much as possible, which begs the additional question. is he doing that out of genuine concern for humanity or because extinction would put a dent in his box office figures?
Oh, and will the last person out please turn off the sun? I mean, we still don't want to waste energy, do we?