Is There A Traitor In The House?

Well, you heard it. Today, Jorge Arbusto stood up and said, "Ich ben ein traitor."

In fact, we have to assume that the only obstacle to his allowing every Mexican into the country who wants to come is whatever provisions are contained in the proposed amnesty bill Arbusto endorsed today.

But since he hasn't enforced any immigration laws since he's been in office, why would he enforce this one?

Look, I'm biased. I never liked George Bush. Of course, I never hated him either until a few years ago when i realized he was a very weak man who was first and foremost beholden to special interests. Maybe they all are in Washington, but Bush is a moron, so he doesn't hide it well.

Of course, the bill may not pass and so we'll continue with illegal immigration as usual and unabated. Presently, that's the best we can hope for. Great news, eh?

When I look at Arbusto now, I see O.J. Simpson, but without the the latter's athletic ability – or intelligence.

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About tedwest

A longtime veteran of comedy and political forums, I decided that I needed a more restful venue because... well... I finally hate everybody. Except my wife that is... and my ex-wife.. and... no, that's about it. I lead about as simple a life as one can, preferring activities that include anything that doesn't involve going out and seeing YOU! And I particularly enjoy what I call "Get the Bitch" movies on Lifetime. You know the ones where the intended victim finally does something so incredibly stupid that she forfeits her right to live, and from that moment on you're rooting for the stalker. Of course, it rarely works out the way you want, but when it does, the feeling you get is... well, there's nothing else like it, other than, maybe, eating chocolate chip cookies. Oh, and I'm proudly anti-wildlife, both foreign and domestic, and anti-environment - especially foreign environments. I think Howard Stern put it best when he said, "If fifty percent of the population died tomorrow, I can live with that." And I feel the same about the other fifty percent, so together, we've pretty much got it all covered.
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2 Responses to Is There A Traitor In The House?

  1. HV says:

    I figured you would have something to say about this.
    What the hell is wrong with your Senators?!?!?!?!?

  2. TedWest says:

    Hopefully, our treacherous bastards will pay the ultimate price.
    But this is McCain-Feingold all over again, only with infinitely worse consequences, and I want the focus to be on the one man responsible for its fate.
    Oh if only Missy were here now…

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