Did you see Tony Blair blubbering today while Mr In-Between played in the background? And were you asking the same question I was: where the hell did he ever get the courage to ally with us in Iraq?
And have you seen the people Iran was holding hostage? And were you asking the same question I was: those guys are Royal Marines?
More like marine animals – the manatee comes to mind.
Moral: if you're West and White, you can't be too weak.
You've got to accentuate the positive
Eliminate the negative
Latch on to the affirmative
Don't mess with Mister In-Between.
I dub thee Ahmadinejad's Bitch, Sir Tony The Despicable.
Tomorrow, the sun never rises on the British Empire.