Rosie Scenario

You may or may not know that The View's talking pig has claimed that the British sailors taken hostage by Iran are part of an orchestrated conspiracy to justify the invasion of that country by our forces.

(S)he(it) (you need to say that quickly) claims that the British were willing to sacrifice their own people to create a situation they could then magnify into crisis dire enough to require an attack on Tehran – and all for money, as Ro puts it.

That demanded that I send the following to O'Reilly which you'll certainly be able to read (again) on tomorrow's email segment:

Bill,
 
Re: Rosie OD, the biggest problem with her argument that the US and UK have created this crisis as an excuse to invade Iran is that it required Iran to take the bait. And even worse for her is that all Iran has to do to diffuse it is RELEASE THE SAILORS!
 
That'll send Bush and Blair back to the drawing board and probably move the Summer invasion to Fall – when it's cooler anyway.

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A longtime veteran of comedy and political forums, I decided that I needed a more restful venue because... well... I finally hate everybody. Except my wife that is... and my ex-wife.. and... no, that's about it. I lead about as simple a life as one can, preferring activities that include anything that doesn't involve going out and seeing YOU! And I particularly enjoy what I call "Get the Bitch" movies on Lifetime. You know the ones where the intended victim finally does something so incredibly stupid that she forfeits her right to live, and from that moment on you're rooting for the stalker. Of course, it rarely works out the way you want, but when it does, the feeling you get is... well, there's nothing else like it, other than, maybe, eating chocolate chip cookies. Oh, and I'm proudly anti-wildlife, both foreign and domestic, and anti-environment - especially foreign environments. I think Howard Stern put it best when he said, "If fifty percent of the population died tomorrow, I can live with that." And I feel the same about the other fifty percent, so together, we've pretty much got it all covered.
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One Response to Rosie Scenario

  1. Schomer says:

    Mental illness. That's all I can say.

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