It's been an interesting few days here, what with fools coming out of the woodwork and all, so I want to take a moment to discuss a few things that seem to confuse them even more than usual.
The first is, It's not just liberals I consider to be scum, there are a whole lot of conservatives that fit that description as well. Sure the absolute numbers differ significantly, but you must remember this: a lot is still a lot.
Next, while I hate liberals, I hate idiots a lot more, so imagine how I feel about liberal idiots! Yes, I know that's redundant, so you get the picture, but I still refuse to admit that someone cannot be liberal without being stupid. That's why I've been on the quest. Sure it's been lonely, and unrewarding, but imagine if I find a rational liberal. It would be almost better than a talking dog. And what if he could lead me to yet another non-idiot liberal? I mean, doesn't there have to be more than one – unless they're gay and their breed is about to die out, but let's keep hope alive.
Next, there seems to be some concern about my assigning names to people, and I've never explained that here, so I'll do that now.* It's a little complicated, and I'm not at all sure liberals themselves will be able to follow. Therefore, I recommend they copy this and show it to a fifth grader.
First, I like real names, say, "Ted," for example. If you have one of those weird foreign names or you choose something you think showcases your creativity - and you show up here, there's a good chance it'll remind me of a name I'm more familiar with. And if you're an idiot, I can guarantee it will.
But there are exceptions. If your name is simple enough or I find it to be delightful, I'll be thrilled to use it. Or if it's a name that lends itself to a common nickname, I like that. Of course the nickname also is dependent on how much I like you, So one person whose name reminds me of, oh I don't know, "Dog," well I'd use that and hope she finds it endearing, but if an idiot has a similar UID, I might use a less flattering reference to a dog.
Then there are those odd names that don't delight me yet don't readily trigger something else. That could go one of two only ways:
A) I address you as is
2) I address you as I see you
C) I address someone else and ask them to relay the message
Bonus: I consider your name to be so stupid as to convey your essence and so don't address you at all.
Lastly, I want to say some things I haven't already said above: For example, even if you're a total whack job, if you use a real name, I'll use that. I might modify it a bit, like "Bob might become Bobo sometimes, or Jack might morph to Jackass, but at least you can kinda guess at what I'll call you, whereas something like Aput can become almost any "A" word – and likely will – and even change several; times in the course of one reply.
Although I must tell you a cute story which I swear is true about a guy who had the username, Francis. Well, I mean he was just asking' for it upfront, but all was OK for a while. Then one day, out of the blue, Francis surprises me and says I'm the rudest person he'd ever encountered online.
Of course I thanked him for the compliment, but then he says he didn't mean it as a compliment. Go figure. Anyway, so then I asked him, "Hey, didn't you make some movies with Donald O'Connor?
Imagine my surprise when now it's he who didn't think that was a compliment and he got all un-Francis-like.
Finally, I want to be really clear about this. I don't care who you are if you're thoughtful and logical. I mean, liberals think I enjoy demeaning them, but I'm just a mirror. It is they who demean themselves. And if anyone doubts me, just watch how I react the first time a liberal comes here and says something intelligent.
* Subject to change without notice owing to market volatility.and the volatility of the host