American Idol… is it me or, to paraphrase America's mom…
Are they runnin' the place like a plantation, and you know what I'm talkin' about?
I'd watched the first thirty minutes of the American Idol premiere when I asked the wife, "Is it me or are shrieking 'ho's just not as interesting as they used to be?
Wife: "I think the spastic guys are more coordinated this year."
We managed to get through the first hour, and I had to turn it off…
"Who's gonna watch any more of that," I wondered?
Turns out, just about everyone not on life support.
It's being reported that hospitals were running the show for people in comas and that many left intensive care under their own power…
Presumably heading for an American Idol audition.
And yes, we've watched each succeeding episode. The wife said she thought the final twelve would be the best ever (is that saying much?). I still had no interest, but watched anyway to show support for the troops.
And didn't Randy Jackson have the stomach reduction surgery? If so, I cant wait for his diet tips book: "How I Stay Fat On 300 Calories – An Hour.